The Epic Tale of Stopping the Lolrus Invasion

Chapter II of the new Bucketon (blog) Plot will continue April 8th, 2010!

EDIT: APRIL FOOL’S!

Be sure to join Zador and the anonymous hero of our tale as their teleportation trip through the Quick Transport System Portal takes them to a dangerous, mostly uncharted cluster of small islands surrounding a larger mountained island… THE REMOTE LOLRUS ISLAND.

Will they be able to stop the upcoming Lolrus Invasion with the help of the rest of the Bucket Army? Will they recover the Bucket Faerie’s wand? Will that strange robot ever find its Master? Where has the Baron been all this time? Who tried to kill Zador? Will we ever actually see the Bubket Scanner used on a bubket in these plots? Will the Applitron 4000-X show up in this plot? Will there ever be an explanation for the strange timeline this plot is currently set in (like how it’s been almost 4 months since Chapter I ended)? Will we actually see the Tiger Whistle used? Who has the other Soasin Lavendus plants? Is this this year’s lame April Fools prank? Is Ruby *really* The Doctor? Will JohnPaul and Pekka survive fine on their own back at Bucketon? Is Momo still around? Why do Zador, Pekka, Bucket Faerie and the Baron all look like each other? Did that gargoyle statue at Bucketon actually move on its own? Are there many questions like this? Is Weepit still the Janitor? Do you want to know Ian/Iggy’s last name? Is Rylon really just pretending to like tea? Why is Ailae almost always on scouting missions during these plots? Does Yaeness exist? Is the Anti-Bucket Faerie really just the Bucket Faerie when s/he/it has mood swings? Are there really male faeries? Doesn’t this wall of text look ugly without paragraphing? Wonder if anyone actually reads this? Am I at 1000 buckets on pwnt yet, Clouds? Why does the Content Beast like Diet Terry so much? Was Nynexia a figment of our imagination? Oh, is that the time? Is the Meaning of Life really Bucket or 42? Is this plot ever actually going to continue? Did someone say cake? Will we ever see Pailbailon? Why did Zador forget to do more Free BAIL awards? Who is the Master… and where did he disappear to?

These and a lot more will be answered beginning April 8th! Don’t forget!